I'm going to divide inventory in two sections; a blog list where I get stuff that would help enhance the blog, and a Money-Making tools list that will help me reach my objectives faster. What else do you guys suggest?
Blog List:
- Camera
- Dragon Dildo
Money-Making Tools List:
- Storage place
- Power Tools
- Guitar
Dragon Dildo
ReplyDeleteYou should get your hands on a Dragon Dildo and name it Pug, and carry it around as your pet/sidekick.
ReplyDeleteIf you aren't shy of playing the crazy homeless card, get a dog leash and drag it around the street to lighten people's days.
A dragon dildo would be a wise choice indeed.
ReplyDeleteYou can use it as a blunt weapon (self-defense is of utmost importance in your situation). Such a weapon will leave not only bruises but also the psychological trauma of being beaten silly by a homeless person with a dildo.
You can have it hollowed to hold your cash money. Nobody would want a homeless person's dragon dildo.
You can write important data on it, and make markings to use it as a ruler. If you drill holes along the side, you can make a dildo flute to play music. Busking with a dragon dildo flute may earn you the spare cash needed for public transport and food, sparing you the need to use your stored money.
I am certain there are many other uses for a dragon dildo if you just sit down and put your thinking cap on.
Alex you are like that kid everyone knows that takes any joke too far and makes it stop being funny.
Delete>joke
DeleteYou should write up a list of everything you own, clothes, bags, everything, like this:
ReplyDeletehttp://tynan.com/2011gear
but lowfi.